do you know where my Jacobsen salt is?

No. [lady turns to look where she thinks it might be]

There it is.

[kid opens the fridge]

[lady says:]

The Espinaler is in the door there.

[kid says:]

Oh thanks!

Hey mom,
where’s the jam.

On the counter.

[kid sings]

jaaaaam!!!

end scene

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